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[20:59]<Cass>hello
[20:59]<Lincoln>or is it?
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[21:00]<Pig_catapult>GREETINGS
[21:00]<Cass>SALUTATIONS
[21:00]<Lincoln>or is it?
[21:01]<Pig_catapult>We're missing Moogy
[21:02]<Lincoln>sometimes he can take a bi
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[21:03]<Lincoln>there he is
[21:03]<Lincoln>Or is he?
[21:03]<Snoogitov>pewpty
[21:03]<Snoogitov>peweppity
[21:03]<Snoogitov>pants
[21:03]<Cass>well, don't launch yourself into space via farts next time
[21:04]<Snoogitov>how else was I to get there
[21:04]<Snoogitov>via SPACE ROCKET?!
[21:04]<Lincoln>you could have taken the elavator
[21:04]<Snoogitov>HELLO! I'M NOT A MAN MADE OF MONEY
[21:05]<Snoogitov>I have a fear of elevators.
[21:05]<Lincoln>but not fart rocketing
[21:05]<Cass>you could have stood on Janus' head and waited for him to explode from rage
[21:07]<Lincoln>alrighty
[21:08]<Lincoln>so where did we leave off?
[21:08]<Cass>just escaped the shuttle bay
[21:08]<Cass>medics on the way for snoogy
[21:08]<Cass>*loki
[21:09]<Cass>We really ought to get Loki_Valkarian back in here, by the way
[21:10]<Lincoln>so we can be confused?
[21:10]<Cass>yeah
[21:10]<Cass>itll be funny and piss loki off
[21:10]<Cass>"Averna, you said there was red lines leading somewhere else?"
[21:11]<Pig_catapult>Averna hadn't actually stopped running once she got out of the shuttle bay
[21:12]<Cass>[right, forgot she was gone]
[21:12]<Cass>[redact]
[21:13]* Casshits his radio. "Captain, are there any reports coming in that indicate the NMS effect is still active aboard this ship?"
[21:13]<Lincoln>"negative, the AI is currently purging any remaining signs, we should be clean again soon
[21:14]<Cass>"Run full sweeps, there may still be fragments."
[21:16]<Lincoln>"What do you think we're idiots? We're already doing that!"
[21:17]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany texts, /are there still obvious signs of crew members being affected?/
[21:18]<Lincoln>"Some are still out of it a bit, but it appears no one is being actively manipulated"
[21:24]* Casskills the radio. "When will the medics get here?"
[21:24]<Lincoln>and with that two pairs of medics come running around the corner
[21:26]<Cass>"GSW here, residual mental problems over there."
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[21:28]* Casslooks at Piff. "You know, Averna must have been exhausted to head back to her room like that, especially after so much fighting. Think we should check on her?"
[21:28]<Lincoln>they nod, put loki on a medical …cot… thing as well as some of the npc's and get npc creman #3 to follow them to the medical bay
[21:28]* Cass's faceshows no emotion whatsoever.
[21:29]<Pig_catapult>Piff shrugs. /Sure./
[21:29]<Pig_catapult>[And I think the word you're looking for is "gurney"]
[21:29]<Cass>[or stretcher]
[21:30]* Cassappears confused. "On second thought, the captain will want to talk to us quickly. Let's let her sleep."
[21:30]<Lincoln>[those words]
[21:33]<Pig_catapult>Piff nods. /I'd really rather get back to my babies as soon as possible, so let's get this over with./
[21:34]<Cass>"Captain, our casualties have been handled. Dr Trebuchet and I await your command."
[21:34]<Lincoln>"I.. very well, meet me in the debriefing room in an hour"
[21:36]<Cass>"Understood." Cass kills the connection. "Looks like you can check your pets first."
[21:36]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany grins and starts shuffling off in the direction of her quarters.
[21:37]* Cassheads for his room.
[21:38]<Lincoln>alrighty, cassy you are at the door to your room
[21:38]<Lincoln>do you enter?
[21:38]* Cassopens the door, than immediately steps back.
[21:39]<Lincoln>alrighty
[21:39]<Lincoln>YOU BEHOLD
[21:39]<Lincoln>your room
[21:39]<Lincoln>entirely normal
[21:39]<Lincoln>well, you also see the soundproofing foam
[21:39]<Lincoln>and Lincoln, asleep drooling at your desk?
[21:40]<Cass>...is the foam attached to the walls?
[21:40]<Lincoln>as it was when you last were here
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[21:43]* Cassshuts the door and leaves.
[21:44]<Lincoln>alrighty
[21:44]* Casssends a text to Acerbus. /Shuttle is gone, ship appears clean. Do what you will for the rest of the day, I'll cover with the captain and have meals sent up./
[21:47]<Pig_catapult>Eventually Cass gets a text back that says /Thanks for the update./
[21:48]<Cass>[huh. I honestly did not expect a response]
[21:48]* Cassheads for the debriefing room and waits.
[21:48]<Cass>Patiently.
[21:50]<Pig_catapult>Piff shuffles in after a bit, Johan perched on her shoulder.
[21:50]<Snoogitov>Loki is napping somewhere.
[21:50]<Lincoln>alrighty, after about 45 minutes the captain will show up in the debriefing room
[21:51]<Lincoln>he will look at piff, then look at cassy "Okay. Where is averna, and where is this new fellow?"
[21:51]<Cass>"Loki is in the medbay wis a gunshot wound. Averna exhausted herself dealing with the shuttle and is sleeping it off."
[21:52]<Cass>[*with]
[21:52]<Lincoln>"hmm, I see."
[21:53]<Lincoln>"So I guess I'll have to do debriefing with you then."
[21:54]<Pig_catapult>Piff nods. She absently scritches Johan's back fur a little with one finger
[21:54]<Lincoln>"So, could you explain what more or less happened? How did this fellow get on board? Was he stowing away?"
[21:55]* Cassstands at attention. "Myself and Acerbus, Dr Trebuchet, and Janus departed the brig at 0[whatever]hundred."
[21:55]<Pig_catapult>[Acerbus wasn't there at that point]
[21:55]<Cass>[redact]
[21:56]<Cass>[cass would remember]
[21:56]<Cass>[was averna?]
[21:56]<Lincoln>[nope
[21:57]<Pig_catapult>[Averna was loitering in the hallway near their quarters when they arrived]
[21:57]<Cass>"Averna contacted us, saying that she saw multiple nexuses of NMS activity, one being located in my quarters.]
[21:57]<Cass>[*"]
[21:58]<Cass>"Since that was closer, and it was MY quarters, we made it the priority."
[21:58]<Cass>"Upon entrance, we all, except Janus, found ourselves in a hallucination."
[21:58]<Cass>"Janus was apparently replaced by a pickle."
[21:58]<Lincoln>"yes, janus, what exactly happened to him?"
[21:59]<Lincoln>"..."
[21:59]<Lincoln>"What?"
[21:59]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany produces the bag with the pickle in it.
[21:59]<Lincoln>"..."
[21:59]<Lincoln>"I.. uh… I see."
[22:00]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes, /Averna said it looked like an inanimate object to her, but we didn't want to take any risks./
[22:01]<Lincoln>"I can understand the caution I guess."
[22:01]<Lincoln>the captain will lean back in his chair contemplating for a moment
[22:01]<Lincoln>"I guess… I guess we'll have to get used to these sorts of things"
[22:01]<Cass>"Inside the hallucination, I encountered many people I know, all of them having died in the past, not all being killed by me."
[22:02]<Cass>"One of which was a former teammate. When the hallucination began to break down, he accompanied us out of it."
[22:03]<Lincoln>"A hallucination?"
[22:03]<Pig_catapult>Piff nods. /He's the one who partially chewed up the Janus pickle./
[22:03]<Lincoln>"Has he disappeared?"
[22:03]<Cass>"No. I find his existance somewhat more disturbing than the pickle, to be honest."
[22:04]<Lincoln>"I agree… We should probably keep a close eye on him..."
[22:05]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes, /I remember Averna saying that he looked like he was dead, but she didn't mention anything about him looking like he was an extension of the NMS./
[22:05]<Lincoln>"interesting..."
[22:05]<Pig_catapult> /I'm not really sure what to make of that at this point in time./
[22:05]<Cass>"He struck the final blow against the shuttle, so I doubt he's working for the NMS."
[22:07]<Lincoln>"Good to know..."
[22:07]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes, /He also was shot by crewmen under the NMS's direct control./
[22:07]<Snoogitov>Loki wanders in.
[22:07]<Snoogitov>"Huh? Who the-"
[22:08]<Cass>"You. Sit down, no moving. "
[22:08]<Snoogitov>Loki looks at Cass and points at the captain.
[22:09]<Lincoln>loki, you see a rather obese man looking similar to santa claus, who unless said otherwise always has a slasher smile on his face.
[22:09]<Cass>"Captain, Loki Valentine. Loki, this is Captain Jones. Did the doctors let you out?"
[22:09]<Snoogitov>"Doctors?"
[22:09]<Snoogitov>"Is this the bathroom?"
[22:09]<Snoogitov>"Why are you all hanging out in the bathroom with Santa Claus."
[22:09]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes /You know, the guys trying to keep you from bleeding to-- WHAT./
[22:10]<Snoogitov>Loki seems lost.
[22:10]<Snoogitov>"Bleeding? Oh, yeah."
[22:10]<Snoogitov>"Nah I just left."
[22:11]<Snoogitov>Loki shrugs.
[22:11]<Snoogitov>Loki wanders out of the room.
[22:11]<Cass>"Captain, that was our crazy dead teammate."
[22:11]<Lincoln>the captain will stop you first
[22:11]<Lincoln>"uh wait a moment young man."
[22:12]<Snoogitov>Loki ignores him and keeps walking.
[22:12]<Snoogitov>Realizing that somebody was addressing him, he walks back in.
[22:13]<Cass>"Loki, did they give you the /good/ pain medicine?"
[22:13]<Lincoln>he moves in close for a handshake
[22:13]<Snoogitov>He regards the chubby individual with a look that suggests that only a minor fraction of his attention is allowed to the people in the room.
[22:13]<Lincoln>when he moves in, he gets juuust slightly too close for comfort.
[22:13]<Snoogitov>Loki shakes it, but fails to look the man in the eye.
[22:14]<Lincoln>"So, uh, welcome to the redemption, we will… have quarters assigned to you as soon as possible"
[22:14]<Snoogitov>The shake is more reactionary than a conscious expression of respect.
[22:14]<Cass>[does loki appear to be high on, say, heroin?]
[22:14]<Snoogitov>"Quarters? I get paid?"
[22:15]<Lincoln>"uh, well I will see what we can arrange"
[22:15]<Snoogitov>"Like, a sock full of them?"
[22:15]<Snoogitov>"For laundry? I have to do my OWN LAUNDRY?"
[22:15]<Snoogitov>"Lame! You know what would be cooler?"
[22:15]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany underlines the /WHAT/
[22:16]<Snoogitov>Loki wanders back out of the room.
[22:16]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany underlines it a few more times.
[22:16]* Casswhispers to Piff. He's less crazy than lincoln, but more nuts."
[22:16]<Lincoln>the captain will stand silent for a minute or so
[22:16]<Lincoln>then move to go sit down
[22:16]<Snoogitov>[and Loki was never seen ever again]
[22:17]<Lincoln>"so… was that guy related to that lincoln fellow?"
[22:17]<Snoogitov>[the question of what would be cooler than doing your own laundry would plague Piff forever]
[22:17]<Cass>"No, but they're old friends. Trust me, sir, there are many teammates I would rather have brought back than him."
[22:17]<Cass>"Though, sadly, none would be any saner."
[22:18]<Lincoln>"I guess… I can understand that"
[22:18]<Lincoln>"So I guess… what happened after you met up with your… former… teammate"
[22:19]<Cass>"We escaped my room, headed for the shuttle, and found another hallucination."
[22:19]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes /We found ourselves in a Hollywood-style desert./
[22:19]<Lincoln>And shot 2 crewman and almost condemed to death 3 more
[22:19]<Cass>"This one distorted distances and directions. Averna nevetheless led us to the shuttebay."
[22:20]<Lincoln>[uh quote that"
[22:20]<Cass>"We discovered several beings loading explosives."
[22:20]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes, /Lots of explosives/
[22:21]<Cass>"Loki attempted to reason with them. In the process, he was able to attack the shuttle, doing damage with his hallucination-weapon."
[22:21]<Lincoln>"yeah the AI noticed a large amount of explosives located in the shuttlebay, larger then what janus brought in"
[22:21]<Cass>"The crewmen attacked us. Averna paralyzed everal, and I shot any that could stop Loki."
[22:22]<Cass>"Considerably more."
[22:22]<Lincoln>"I see… Well I understand when that's neccasary… however..."
[22:23]<Lincoln>he will stand up, and walk over to janus calmly and slowly
[22:23]<Lincoln>uhh cassy sorry
[22:23]<Cass>"It's better to be dead than under the control of one of those."
[22:23]<Lincoln>and get his face right up into cassy's
[22:24]<Lincoln>"When I ask you a question, mr rumor, I expect a true response"
[22:24]<Lincoln>"When I ask 'are there any living crewman left' you are not to embalash on the answer"
[22:25]<Lincoln>"Am I making myself clear her?"
[22:26]<Snoogitov>Loki walks in, sees that it's a bad time, spins to leave, but realizes he's actually spun 360 degrees.
[22:26]<Cass>"Yes."
[22:27]<Snoogitov>Loki looks behind him, and walks out backwards.
[22:27]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes, /Should we inform medical that their missing patient is here?/
[22:27]<Cass>"They'll track him down. After all, this ship has a GREAT computer system."
[22:28]<Lincoln>the captain pulls himself back and says "good"
[22:28]<Snoogitov>You hear a muffled "WHERE THE HAM AND EGGS IS THIS TOILET"
[22:29]<Cass>[what room is loki shitting in?]
[22:29]<Lincoln>"Very well, if there is nothing more to discuss, you are all dismissed
[22:31]* Cassheads out the door. "Loki, I'm going to get drunk. Want to join me?"
[22:32]<Snoogitov>Loki pokes his head out of a random door way down the hall, the opposite direction of where Cass was looking.
[22:33]<Snoogitov>"You are the greatest thing to happen to my day."
[22:33]<Cass>"Doctor, want to join us? We could take the IV meant for Loki and pump alcohol directly into you."
[22:34]<Pig_catapult>Piff writes, /I'm low on live food for Johan. Can we make a supply stop soon?/
[22:34]<Pig_catapult>[er, that's in the captain's direction]
[22:35]<Lincoln>"actually, we will be stopping at planet [insert important supply depot planet's name here] to pick up a few things… "
[22:36]<Lincoln>"in about a week of travel time"
[22:37]<Pig_catapult>Piff smiles. /Thank you. Where can I find the proper requisition forms for a supply of mice?/
[22:38]<Lincoln>"uh… requisitions office, deck 5"
[22:38]<Pig_catapult>"Thanks." Piff gets out of her seat and shuffles off to go join Cass and Loki at the bar
[22:39]* Cassholds Loki back so she can catch up. "Why aren't you breeding the mice, doctor? It would seem to be more sustainable."
[22:41]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes, /I was, but then Johan figured out how to open the latch on the cage where I was keeping the mothers and infants./
[22:43]<Cass>"Maybe breed mice with spikes as babies that fall off after they have their first litter?"
[22:44]<Pig_catapult> /That's more complicated than it sounds./
[22:44]<Cass>"I'm sure, but it seems like the sort of thing that you'd enjoy doing."
[22:45]<Pig_catapult>Piff nods. /Definitely something to look into./
[22:47]<Cass>[We reach the lounge. what's it look like, again?]
[22:47]<Pig_catapult>[I think it's got some couches, a bar, some tables?]
[22:48]<Lincoln>it looks rather devoid as well, the bartender is there, but only one or two others are actually there as well
[22:49]<Cass>"Bartender, give this man a daquiri! He cut a ship in half today."
[22:49]<Snoogitov>"Loki says "Hi, I"m this man."
[22:50]<Lincoln>[uhh pig the bartender's yours right?]
[22:51]<Pig_catapult>Barkeep pours a daquiri. "A pleasure to meet you, good sir."
[22:54]<Lincoln>lincoln will come walking in, suit still wet from droll and hair tussled in a manner making it obvious which side he slept on
[22:55]<Cass>"And I'll have a strong brandy. He'll have a mead."
[22:55]<Pig_catapult>Barkeep just notices Abe's footsteps, and quickly prepares the drinks
[22:56]<Lincoln>"Hey cassy have you seen janus an-"
[22:56]* Lincolnstares at loki for a second
[22:56]<Lincoln>"LOKI!"
[22:56]* Lincolnruns up and give loki the biggest bear hug ever.
[22:59]<Cass>[loki?]
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[23:09]<Snoogitov>"EL PRESIDENTE DEL KINGSA"
[23:10]<Snoogitov>Loki nuzzles Lincoln.
[23:10]<Lincoln>"THAT MAKES NO SENSE!"
[23:10]<Lincoln>"You are back from dead loki! Oh man! Wait until janus sees this! Where is he?!"
[23:11]<Lincoln>[directed at cassy]
[23:11]<Cass>"Let go of Loki, you're about to crush him."
[23:11]<Snoogitov>"I saw you yesterday, man."
[23:12]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany pulls out the bag with the janus pickle in it.
[23:12]* Cassshovs the bag down.
[23:12]<Cass>"Abe, sit down, have a drink."
[23:13]<Lincoln>"oh sorry"
[23:13]* Lincolnhe lets go of loki
[23:14]<Lincoln>lincoln stands and asks for some bar peanuts
[23:14]<Lincoln>"oh hey a pickle! thanks!"
[23:14]<Cass>[it...no longer resembles a pickle]
[23:14]<Lincoln>lincoln grabs the pickle bag tears it open, and attempts to start eating it
[23:14]<Pig_catapult>"No!"
[23:14]<Pig_catapult>"It's Janus!"
[23:14]<Lincoln>lincoln stops
[23:15]<Lincoln>lincoln looks at the pickle
[23:15]<Lincoln>lincoln looks at piff
[23:15]<Lincoln>lincoln looks at the pickle
[23:15]* Cassdrinks his bourbon.
[23:15]<Pig_catapult>Piff writes, /As far as we can tell, Janus got turned into that pickle./
[23:15]<Lincoln>he stares very intently
[23:16]<Lincoln>"Okay, piff do you honestly expect me to believe something so silly?"
[23:16]<Snoogitov>"Also, it tastes terrible."
[23:16]<Snoogitov>"Worst pickle ever."
[23:16]<Snoogitov>"I give it a 3.2 on the pickle scale.
[23:16]<Lincoln>lincoln gives the pickle back to piff
[23:16]<Snoogitov>"Out of TEN."
[23:16]<Lincoln>"that's horrible! loki!"
[23:16]<Lincoln>"see, if janus was a pickle, he would be like an 11"
[23:16]<Snoogitov>"It's pretty bad, Abrahamaham."
[23:16]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany puts the pickle in a new, unripped bag, tucks it safely back into her coat.
[23:16]<Snoogitov>Loki looks at Lincoln with surprise.
[23:17]<Snoogitov>"Excellent fucking point! You guys were in a huff all for nothing."
[23:18]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes, /One moment, Janus was standing there, and then the next moment, he was gone and there was this pickle lying on the ground where he'd been standing./
[23:18]<Cass>"Janus stank of fear and hadn't showered in a day before he transformed. He'd taste terrible."
[23:18]<Pig_catapult> /What conclusion should we have come to?/
[23:19]<Snoogitov>"That man, you traded UP."
[23:19]<Snoogitov>"Pickles rock."
[23:19]<Snoogitov>Loki considers all the burger possibilities.
[23:19]<Snoogitov>"So many burglabilities."
[23:19]<Lincoln>"You are clearly trying to pull a fast one on lincoln, but lincoln is too fast for you silly piff"
[23:19]<Snoogitov>"The fastest."
[23:39]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany gives up, contemplates how to communicate to the bartender her desire for a dragonfruit-and-peach daquiri.
[23:42]<Lincoln>"So loki! how was dead!? Did you learn how to farm anything?!"
[23:42]* Cassmoves next to Piff. "Get this girl something with an umbrella and a funny name."
[23:45]<Pig_catapult>"Right away, good sir." Barkeep gets Epiphany an appletini.
[23:45]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany looks at it for a moment, sniffs it, and decides she likes the smell just fine. She smiles at Cass. "Thanks."
[23:47]* Casslooks back at the table. "Can you drink? I thought anything in your body after 12 hours caused problems."
[23:48]<Snoogitov>"OH. That's what everybody means. Right, the farm."
[23:48]<Snoogitov>"You were THERE man."
[23:48]<Lincoln>"I was? I don't remember being there..."
[23:48]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany writes, /I can't, but I can enjoy how they smell./
[23:49]<Snoogitov>"Oh Lincoln. You live in the moment. That's what I like about you. And your totally crazy ripping routine."
[23:49]<Snoogitov>Loki puts his arm around Lincoln.
[23:49]<Snoogitov>"HEY CASSIE. IT'S THE RIPPING FRIENDS"
[23:50]<Snoogitov>Loki chugs his daiquiri.
[23:50]<Lincoln>lincoln will put his arm around loki too!
[23:50]* Cassleads her back to the table of psychos. "Yes, you 2 look very close."
[23:53]<Snoogitov>Loki orders 100 more daiquiris.
[23:54]<Pig_catapult>This gives the bartender pause. "I apologise, good sir, but I do not believe we have that many glasses."
[23:54]<Snoogitov>Loki responds in kicking over a barstool.
[23:55]<Pig_catapult>"Good sir, I'm afraid that I shall have to call security if you continue assaulting the furniture."
[00:01]<Snoogitov>"I AM the security."
[00:01]<Snoogitov>"I received a call about stupid chairs."
[00:02]<Snoogitov>"Now get me 100 daiquiris so that I can make you feel fucking secure as shit."
[00:02]<Lincoln>"yeah!"
[00:02]<Pig_catapult>". . . Good sir, I'm afraid that I shall have to decline." Barkeep discreetly presses the silent alarm under the edge of his side of the bar.
[00:03]* Casstakes his second drink and leans back.
[00:03]<Snoogitov>"What about"
[00:03]<Snoogitov>Loki thinks
[00:03]<Snoogitov>"ONE daiquiri."
[00:03]<Snoogitov>"100 times."
[00:04]<Snoogitov>Loki leans on the bar with one arm, arching an eyebrow.
[00:06]<Pig_catapult>Barkeep, being blind, does not perceive Loki's pose or facial expression. "Good sir, if you don't mind my saying, you seem to be already quite inebriated, and I cannot in good faith continue to serve you liquor."
[00:06]<Lincoln>a security officer walks into the bar, he looks very serious.
[00:06]<Snoogitov>"I have had one drink. I have the tolerance of a mammoth."
[00:07]<Lincoln>he appears to have not been having a good day
[00:07]<Snoogitov>"And get a beer for this sorry fellow."
[00:07]<Snoogitov>Loki looks at the security guard.
[00:07]<Snoogitov>"Let's switch places."
[00:07]<Snoogitov>Loki takes off his shirt.
[00:07]<Lincoln>?he looks over at the bartender "Is there a problem here Barkeep?"
[00:08]<Pig_catapult>"There is, good sir. This man kicked over one of the barstools and is demanding one hundred daquiris."
[00:09]<Pig_catapult>"Judging by his behaviour, I would guess that he arrived here already under the influence of a mind-altering substance."
[00:10]<Snoogitov>Loki is frustrated that everybody always makes that assumption.
[00:10]<Snoogitov>Loki kicks over another barstool.
[00:10]* Casssmiles "Nope. He's like that all the time."
[00:10]<Snoogitov>Loki realizes that he may be in a bit of trouble.
[00:10]<Snoogitov>Loki gingerly picks the barstools back up.
[00:10]<Lincoln>"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave"
[00:10]<Snoogitov>He makes a show of caressing each one as he slowly replaces them.
[00:11]<Snoogitov>Loki coughs.
[00:11]<Snoogitov>"Kind barkeep I humbly request that you serveth me 99 daiquiris."
[00:11]<Pig_catapult>"I'm sorry, good sir, but I must decline."
[00:11]<Snoogitov>"...98?"
[00:11]<Cass>[COMPROMISE!]
[00:12]<Lincoln>The security officer sighs "come on buddy, you've obviously had enough already"
[00:12]<Snoogitov>Loki spins around and gives the most frightening look this man has ever received.
[00:12]<Pig_catapult>[Lincoln should totally start singing 99 glasses of daquiri on the wall]
[00:12]<Pig_catapult>Barkeep is both blind and completely unflappable.
[00:13]<Snoogitov>"There are two reasons you are alive right now, and two only. One, because I single handedly killed the beast that haunted this boat. Two, because I'm in a good mood and don't want Lincoln's shirt to get stained."
[00:13]<Snoogitov>[to the security guard.]
[00:13]<Pig_catapult>[ah]
[00:13]<Snoogitov>"Your chances of getting a third safety net increase exponentially with every daiquiri I consume."
[00:13]<Snoogitov>"I have had one."
[00:14]<Snoogitov>Loki grabs a glass from over the bar and fills it up with whatever is on tap.
[00:14]<Snoogitov>He thrusts the beer to the security guard.
[00:14]<Cass>"Someone get the man a virgin daquiri!"
[00:14]<Snoogitov>Then, feeling spiteful, he kicks over a barstool.
[00:17]<Pig_catapult>Barkeep pours Loki a cherrry 7up
[00:17]<Snoogitov>Loki sneaks around the bar and pours himself a strawberry daiquiri.
[00:18]<Snoogitov>[I assume I roll for that. This bartender better not be Daredevil.]
[00:18]<Cass>[the barkeep, no. The security guard, though...]
[00:19]<Snoogitov>[Loki considers him taken care of.]
[00:19]<Snoogitov>[it is his belief that any good security guard just needs to be spooked then consoled with a beer]
[00:19]<Lincoln>yeahh
[00:19]<Pig_catapult>[The barkeep is not, in fact, Daredevil]
[00:19]* Casslooks at Piff. "Drinks and a show. I could get to like it here."
[00:20]<Lincoln>the guard will attempt to grab you at this point
[00:20]<Lincoln>roll 3d6
[00:20]<Pig_catapult>Piff smiles. Johan scuttles down her arm and sips a bit at the appletini.
[00:20]<Snoogitov>[7]
[00:21]<Lincoln>alrighty, you manage to evade the grasp of the guard
[00:21]<Snoogitov>"Lincoln! Help! This man is trying to accost me!"
[00:24]<Lincoln>"HOW DARE YOU!"
[00:24]<Lincoln>lincoln attempts to haymaker the guard, who ducks out of the way just in time
[00:30]<Lincoln>uh the guard will make another attempt to loki
[00:31]<Snoogitov>[5]
[00:31]<Snoogitov>[HAHAHA YOU ASSHOLE FUCK YOU]
[00:31]<Snoogitov>Loki throws a barstool at the guard and pounds his chest.
[00:33]* Casstakes a drink. "So, doctor, 5 credits says Security wins."
[00:33]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany smiles. "Ou're yon."
[00:33]<Lincoln>the guard is completely bamboozled by loki
[00:34]<Lincoln>and takes a barstool to the face
[00:34]<Snoogitov>[beautiful]
[00:35]<Pig_catapult>Barkeep presses the silent alarm again. And again.
[00:35]<Lincoln>lincoln takes another swing at the man, who then ends up being knocked out
[00:35]<Snoogitov>Loki goes to the bar.
[00:36]<Snoogitov>Loki goes behind it.
[00:36]<Snoogitov>"Move."
[00:36]<Pig_catapult>"Good sir, I'm afraid that you aren't allowed to be back here."
[00:36]<Snoogitov>"No, you're not. I officially forbid you from tending bar ever again."
[00:36]<Snoogitov>"Under authority of the president of the united states of america."
[00:36]<Snoogitov>Loki gives Lincoln a gang sign that they both recognize.
[00:37]<Pig_catapult>Barkeep presses the silent alarm again.
[00:37]<Snoogitov>Loki sees this and slaps the barkeeps hand away.
[00:37]<Lincoln>lincoln responds to the gang sign in kind
[00:37]<Snoogitov>[I don't care if it's before or after, so no roll necessary]
[00:37]<Pig_catapult>"Good sir, I am afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave."
[00:37]<Snoogitov>Loki headbutts the barkeep.
[00:38]<Pig_catapult>Barkeep drops.
[00:38]<Snoogitov>Loki takes the man's shirt/vest/bow tie/the works
[00:39]<Snoogitov>Loki puts them on.
[00:39]<Snoogitov>Loki coughs.
[00:39]<Snoogitov>"What'll it be, gang?"
[00:39]<Pig_catapult>Epiphany holds out her hand to Cass, palm-up.
[00:40]<Cass>"Huh. I really thought the AI would have interfered by now."
[00:40]* Casspays the lady.
[00:40]<Snoogitov>Loki begins mixing as many drinks as he can.
[00:40]<Cass>[what do we do for food on this ship?]
[00:41]<Lincoln>[there is a galley]
[00:41]<Snoogitov>Loki looks for a pen.
[00:42]<Cass>"Well, this has been fun, but I have another engagement. Doctor, are you going to stick around?"
[00:42]<Pig_catapult>Piff nods. /It's a good distraction./
[00:43]* Cassheads to the galley and picks up a meal to go.
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[00:44]<Lincoln1>uhh I guess loki finds a pen?
[00:46]<Snoogitov>Loki writes "WORST" on the barkeep's forehead.
[00:46]<Snoogitov>then "BARTENDER" across his jawline
[00:46]<Lincoln1>worst is now written on his head
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[00:47]<Snoogitov>he draws a big arrow on his chest
[00:47]<Snoogitov>pointing to his face
[00:47]<Snoogitov>and writes "SUCKS"
[00:47]<Snoogitov>Feeling gratified, he stows the pen in the bartender's nose and keeps pouring drinks.
[00:49]<Lincoln1>"That doesn't seem very nice loki..."
[00:49]<Snoogitov>"Mon frorrerr jacquerrr, he started it..."
[00:57]* Cassbrings the meal to Acerbus' room and knocks on the door.
[00:58]<Pig_catapult>[brb, pizza in oven]
[01:01]<Pig_catapult>[back]
[01:02]<Cass>[cass just knocked on averna's door]
[01:03]<Pig_catapult>"Who's there?" Averna calls from inside. Her voice sounds slightly more muffled than the door would account for.
[01:03]<Cass>"Casimiro. I brought food."
[01:05]<Pig_catapult>There's a pause, before she answers back. "Alright, one sec."
[01:07]<Pig_catapult>After a moment the lock clicks and Averna opens the door a crack, peering out with a lit-up eye.
[01:08]* Cassholds up the plate and a longneck.
[01:10]<Pig_catapult>Averna opens the door more. "Thanks."
[01:11]<Cass>"You did good today. Take the rest. You earned it."
[01:13]<Pig_catapult>Averna accepts the plate and the bottle. "You did pretty well, too."
[01:14]<Cass>"I can kill all day. You went through hell. I didn't want to put you through it, but it was needed."
[01:16]<Pig_catapult>"I'm just glad it's over."
[01:17]<Cass>"True. And we may have words with the captain at a later date over just how bad it got."
[01:17]<Pig_catapult>Averna nods.
[01:19]<Cass>"Well, unless you need anything else, I'll be going. And by the way, Acerbus, you did well, too. That wasn't exactly a pleasent area, and you managed to function and follow orders despite everything. Averna picked the right host."
[01:20]<Pig_catapult>Averna smiles, and Acerbus mumbles a "thank you".
[01:20]* Casssmiles and leaves.